EXCUSE MY FRENCH

"Pardon my French" or "Excuse my French" is a common English language phrase ostensibly disguising profanity as French. The phrase is uttered in an attempt to excuse the user of profanity or curses in the presence of those offended by it under the pretense of the words being part of a foreign language.

PHOTOBOMB

To drop in a photo unexpectedly, to hop in a picture right before it is taken.

SARAH: " Hey, why is Jimmy in the background of our prom picture?"
RYAN: " IDK, he must've photobombed it at the last second. 

P.S: IDK= I Don't Know.

(see 'BONUS BOY' in previous posts)

SUGAR DADDY

1. A rich older man who lavishes gifts on a young woman in return for her company or sexual favors. 2. a generous benefactor of a cause or undertaking 

1. She's on the lookout for a new sugar daddy.
2. the only reason the town has any Independence Day fireworks in the first place is because the Internet tycoon has willingly become the event's de facto sugar daddy.

WHAT TO SAY IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS

WINDOW EATING

The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without takinh anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.

* IF YOU'RE SO HUNGRY STOP WINDOW EATING AND JUST GRAB SOMETHING!

COCKBLOCKER

1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble; 
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself; 
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another

 Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret. 
Jane "Sure" 

CATCH SOME Z's

* To get some sleep
I need to catch some Z's before I go on my trip.