DRIVING DIRTY

*Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.

e.g.:I sure hope the police don't catch me driving dirty, my car insurance expired yesterday

PISS WINDOW

*The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit. Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window. Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date. Joe: Too late, I just told her.

I'm All Ears

(idiom) = I'm listening

*  You have my attention, so you should talk.
( in a conversation)
 Bob: Look, old pal. I want to talk to you about something.
 Tom: I'm listening. 
Bill: I guess I owe you an apology.
 Jane: I'm all ears.

Bad words with "good" meanings 2

HOT

1. Sexy( adj./ slang)
*Sam says his new girlfriend is hot

2. Stolen (adj./ slang) 
*That stereo is hot!I

BRAINY

1. very intelligent, like a genius.

*Sue always does well on tests because she's brainy

SLAVE DRIVER

If someone is a “slave driver” it means that they make other people work incredibly hard.  No one likes a slave driver.  They are so difficult to work for and they don’t make your life happy.  Many successful business people are slave drivers, but that doesn’t mean they are nice people.  It just means they know how to make their staff work super hard.

A real “slave” is someone who has been taken away from their family and forced to work for zero or very low wages.  When black people first went to the USA, many of them were slaves for the white men.  This is a terrible period of history, but the point is to let you know what the meaning of a slave is.  Now a “slave driver” isn’t as serious as the original meaning, it just means a boss who makes their staff work too hard for too little pay.

* Example:  I quit my job because my boss was too much of a slave driver.