BEER THERE, DRUNK THAT

A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.

SMARTY PANTS

1. someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants. 
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car. 
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

IRISH HANDCUFFS

Irish handcuffs - when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

KICKIN IT

1. Spending time together with friends .

e.g.: They're going out with friends; they're kickin it!!!

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Ways to say "EAT"

DRIVING DIRTY

*Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.

e.g.:I sure hope the police don't catch me driving dirty, my car insurance expired yesterday