RIDE OR DIE

to be down with your husband/wife no matter what, through it all the good and the bad.

Thats my ride or die husband 4 life

SNOT (slang)

* Nasal mucus

BITCH

Generally speaking, “bitch” describes a mean, cruel woman, or someone unreasonable, difficult, rude, aggressive, malicious, and spiteful. 

*God, that girl in the store totally yelled at me when I just asked a simple question. What a total bitch! 
*He is such a nice guy, and she’s such a heartless bitch for dumping him.

In English we also have the adjective “bitchy”. This one is used to describe someone who is irritable, moody and whiny.
Wow, she sure is in a bitchy mood today! Probably on her period. [lots of guys tend to say this one!]

“Bitch” can also be a verb:  to bitch. As such, it means excessive complaining, repeatedly ragging and whining about something over and over, therefore destroying the point you were trying to make and making you look like a complete bitch because no one is listening to you.

*Stop your damn bitching! Nobody wants to hear it!

 The term has various other meanings as in:

*Life is a bitch ! (= Life sucks!)

*You're my bitch now! (= You're my doormat now!)

*What's up bitches? (What's up, guys?)

Speaker 01: Go make me a sandwich. 

Speaker 02: I’m not your bitch! (=I'm not your maid.)

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GOOF OFF/ GOOF AROUND

To waste time.

" Hey guys, stop goofing off and get back to work!"

OUTTA HERE

A phrase that indicates that someone is leaving.

EXAMPLE: "It looks like Jeff is finally outta here, but I won't miss him for sure.

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JINX

A superstitious term meaning to give something bad luck or misfortune.

Mary had no bad luck when it came to beauty contests, but once she started bragging about it she jinxed it. Now she rarely gets 3rd place.

STREET PIZZA

1. An animal that has been run over and killed by a car.
2. Any disgusting substance that is on the ground.
3. Road kill

*Beth's pet turtle escaped last week and I'm afraid it's probably street pizza by now.

BOLD

1. Fearless and daring;corageous 
2. Brave

"Hey Danny! Have you heard of Marion's new adventure?"

"No, man. What is she up to this time?"

"Well, she is slacklining now,3,300ft up in the air!"

"Wow! She is bold!"

IS IT "THAT" TIME OF MONTH?

Meaning: Are you on your period?  ( a woman's menstruation time)

* PMS:
Before or during their period time women may behaive strangely due to pms. PMS is prementrual Syndrome. It's a group of symptoms linked to the menstrual cycle which may occur 1 to 2 weeks before the period.

EXCUSE MY FRENCH

"Pardon my French" or "Excuse my French" is a common English language phrase ostensibly disguising profanity as French. The phrase is uttered in an attempt to excuse the user of profanity or curses in the presence of those offended by it under the pretense of the words being part of a foreign language.

PHOTOBOMB

To drop in a photo unexpectedly, to hop in a picture right before it is taken.

SARAH: " Hey, why is Jimmy in the background of our prom picture?"
RYAN: " IDK, he must've photobombed it at the last second. 

P.S: IDK= I Don't Know.

(see 'BONUS BOY' in previous posts)

SUGAR DADDY

1. A rich older man who lavishes gifts on a young woman in return for her company or sexual favors. 2. a generous benefactor of a cause or undertaking 

1. She's on the lookout for a new sugar daddy.
2. the only reason the town has any Independence Day fireworks in the first place is because the Internet tycoon has willingly become the event's de facto sugar daddy.

WHAT TO SAY IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS

WINDOW EATING

The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without takinh anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.

* IF YOU'RE SO HUNGRY STOP WINDOW EATING AND JUST GRAB SOMETHING!

COCKBLOCKER

1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble; 
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself; 
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another

 Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret. 
Jane "Sure" 

CATCH SOME Z's

* To get some sleep
I need to catch some Z's before I go on my trip.

BEER THERE, DRUNK THAT

A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.

SMARTY PANTS

1. someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants. 
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car. 
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

IRISH HANDCUFFS

Irish handcuffs - when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

KICKIN IT

1. Spending time together with friends .

e.g.: They're going out with friends; they're kickin it!!!

Philochkos random Valentines day tips with OLYA

Ways to say "EAT"

DRIVING DIRTY

*Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.

e.g.:I sure hope the police don't catch me driving dirty, my car insurance expired yesterday

PISS WINDOW

*The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit. Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window. Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date. Joe: Too late, I just told her.

I'm All Ears

(idiom) = I'm listening

*  You have my attention, so you should talk.
( in a conversation)
 Bob: Look, old pal. I want to talk to you about something.
 Tom: I'm listening. 
Bill: I guess I owe you an apology.
 Jane: I'm all ears.